I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again. My husband is crazy. Not running around foaming at the mouth kind of crazy. He’s much worse. He’s the kind that you don’t know is crazy until you actually have a conversation with said loon.
I’ve known he’s crazy for some time now, but every once in a while he takes it upon himself to punch me in the face with it. Here is the latest conversation between me and my looney toons hubby.
Crazy Is As Crazy Says
Hubs: He (referring to Handsome) has way too much energy tonight. I wonder why.
Me: I don’t know. He didn’t eat anything with sugar recently.
Hubs: Hum. I wonder. It’s like he’s on baby speed or something.
Me: Because they make baby speed?
Hubs: No. I don’t know.
Me: Okay.
Now here’s the real kicker….
Hubs: I think he ate his twin. He has enough energy for two kids his age.
I just looked at him.
And thought, this? This. Is. The. Man. I. Married.
Well, he is the guy who dreamed about cocktail wieners and woke up in the middle of the night to tell me about it.
Meh. I married crazy. So what does that tell you?
Bananas by Marriage,
Do you like to eat? Stop by Mama's Hungry for delicious, easy-to-follow recipes!
{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }
Twitter: RamblingDiva
January 27, 2012 at 9:36 am
I feel for ya. I married crazy as well, and I am still in a massive debate with myself if that means I am crazy, crazier, or just dumb. Maybe all three depending on the scenario.
Brittany recently posted..Random Ramblings From Me With Love
Twitter: BeautifulSpitUp
January 27, 2012 at 9:41 am
Yeah. I’d have to agree with that. It really depends on the day. HA!
Twitter: Samkanatzar
January 27, 2012 at 11:02 am
At least you’ll never be bored?!
Life As Wife recently posted..Life’s a Party
I am not crazy….. It is everyone else that is nuts!
Twitter: LittleMsP
January 27, 2012 at 11:34 am
HA! Not a dull life to be sure!
Paulette recently posted..That Tree
Twitter: daddyrunsalot
January 27, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Awww, crazy marries crazy & makes a crazy baby
On the topic of toddler energy, though – if there was a way to bottle that shit, well, we’d solve all of the world’s energy problems. Seriously, what is it about a toddler that gives them energy when they poop?
John recently posted..Where bad turns to worse
Twitter: NaynaDub
January 27, 2012 at 10:25 pm
Sometimes I feel like my husband was the one who actually married crazy. Maybe you shouldn’t put your husband & me in a room together…who knows the stories we’d come up with!
Elena recently posted..Minestrone Kale + Egg Drop Soup. Perfect Combo.
Twitter: Vanitacyril
January 29, 2012 at 5:30 pm
i told hubby about this post. he gave me the most serious expression ever and then said, you think damian at his twin? :-/
vanita recently posted..Why Bloggers Can’t Ignore Google Plus
Twitter: BeautifulSpitUp
January 29, 2012 at 9:22 pm
He’s clearly a special, special man.
Twitter: mytimeasmom
January 30, 2012 at 1:51 pm
At least he keeps you entertained.
Jessica recently posted..When Chickens Attack
Twitter: eternalvoyageur
February 20, 2012 at 2:09 pm
You should make this a regular feature on your blog. Seriously.
Twitter: apaprikao
February 20, 2012 at 2:55 pm
Has he been around many children before you had Handsome? 99.9% of kids are the same way. Big, bouncing balls of energy.
Anjie recently posted..Ten Months
{ 1 trackback }